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A Facebook user who checks their feed more than they check their phone when it’s about to explode. They live for likes, comments, and feeling important for 3 seconds.
"I just posted a picture of my cat and it only got 2 likes. My whole life is ruined."
"I missed my mom’s birthday because I was too busy arguing with a stranger about why my pizza was the best."
"I changed my status 7 times today. I’m not happy. I’m just confused."