facebook courage

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when you type a real mean thing about someone on Facebook but would cry like a baby if you had to say it to them in person because you're too scared to face the wrath and you hope they're too far away to come beat you up
My ex is ugly and fat and smells like old pizza
Your mom’s a fat flamingo who eats dirt for breakfast
Your dog is the worst and probably has a disease
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when you post a real nasty comment about someone on Facebook because you're too lazy to fight them in real life and you're hoping they live far away so they can't come chase you down and hit you
Your face is like a pizza that fell in a toilet
Your breath smells like a dead raccoon
Your hair looks like a tornado hit your head
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when you write something super rude about someone on Facebook because you’re too scared to say it to them in real life and you hope they're so far away that they can't even come chase you
Your mom is a fat flamingo who eats dirt and regurgitates it
Your face looks like a melted crayon
Your breath is so bad it could kill a cat
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