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A couple who act like they're best friends on Facebook but when they're together they're too busy fighting about who left the toilet seat up to remember to love each other.
'I loveee you to the moon and back', but then they argue about whose turn it is to do the dishes.
'They're so in love online, but in real life they can't even share a sandwich without a problem.'
'They comment on every post, but when they see each other, they roll their eyes.'
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Two people who aren't even together but they're too busy messaging each other about how much they love each other to notice that they're both cheating on their actual partners.
'My love for you is eternal', but they're both still talking to their exes behind each other's backs.
'They're like a couple on Facebook, but in real life they're just trying to avoid getting caught.'
'They write sweet messages, but when they meet their real partners, it's all drama and drama and more drama.'
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