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When someone acts like they're the king of the clowns but they're just a sad, sweaty loser who can't handle the truth

You: 'I can beat you at chess anytime.' Them: 'You're just jealous I'm the best.'

DM: 'You're not even real. You're just a figment of my laziness.'

Them: 'You're like a broken toaster. You don't even work right.'

When someone tries to sound smart but it's just a bunch of nonsense that makes you want to throw up

Tweet: 'The sky is green and the moon is made of snot.'

Text: 'I'm not stupid. I'm just misunderstood by everyone.'

Post: 'I eat pizza for breakfast. That's a lifestyle.'

When you try to explain something simple, but they act like you're speaking a foreign language and they're just trying to survive

You: 'It's just a typo.' Them: 'You're trying to trick me.'

Text: 'You're not even trying. You're just making it up.'

Post: 'I don't know what you're talking about. I'm too busy being cool.'

When someone says something so stupid it's like they're wearing a sign that says 'I'm an idiot'

Tweet: 'I'm not wrong. I'm just being creative.'

Text: 'You're the one who's confused. I'm perfectly fine.'

Post: 'I don't need to know the answer. I just like to argue.'

When someone tries to be funny, but it's just a bunch of awkward nonsense that makes you want to scream

Text: 'I'm not weird. I'm just different.'

Tweet: 'I eat cereal for dinner. That's a lifestyle.'

Post: 'I'm not yelling. I'm just being passionate.'