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A person who yells at the screen like it personally wronged them every time a new social issue pops up, but still shops at Walmart and eats taco bell.
"Why did the moon landings get canceled?!", while still eating a taco bell on the way to work.
They rage about climate change but still drive a gas-guzzling truck.
They scream about racism but still call their black coworker 'boy'.
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A Facebook user who hates every new layout change like it was a personal insult, but still logs in every day just to complain about it.
"Why did Facebook make the feed look like a toddler’s drawing?!", while still using the app.
They posted a rant about the new layout, but didn’t even read the comments.
They yelled at the app for 20 minutes, then immediately posted a new status.
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A person who thinks Obama is the devil and all liberals are brain-dead, but still uses Facebook to post their stupid opinions.
"Obama is the worst president ever, and liberals are all morons!", while still using Facebook.
They called liberals 'stupid' but still clicked on every fake news post.
They posted a picture of a cat wearing a hat and called it 'liberal propaganda'.
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