Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You care so much you post about it on Facebook but are too lazy to actually do anything about it.

My ex is married and has 5 kids. I posted it. That's it.

My cousin's dog died. I cried on Facebook. He's still dead.

I got a D on my math test. I posted it. I still got a D.

2

You're so obsessed with something you Facebook it, but you're too clueless to fix it.

My neighbor's lawn is perfect. I posted it. I didn't mow mine.

My friend got a new phone. I posted it. I still have a flip phone.

I saw a guy eat a whole pizza. I posted it. I still can't eat a whole pizza.

3

You care enough to post it on Facebook, but not enough to do anything about it in real life.

My mom yelled at me. I posted it. I still got yelled at.

My dog chewed my shoes. I posted it. He still chews my shoes.

My boss is a jerk. I posted it. He's still a jerk.

4

You're so focused on showing off your problems on Facebook that you forget to actually solve them.

I broke up with my girlfriend. I posted it. She's still my ex.

I got fired. I posted it. I'm still fired.

My car broke down. I posted it. My car is still broken.

5

You're so worried about something you post about it on Facebook, but too stupid to do anything about it.

I failed my math test. I posted it. I still failed my math test.

My dog ran away. I posted it. My dog is still gone.

I got a bad haircut. I posted it. I still have a bad haircut.

6

You're too cheap to fix your problems, but rich enough to post about them on Facebook.

I got a C on my test. I posted it. I still got a C.

My car broke down. I posted it. I still have a broken car.

I got dumped. I posted it. I'm still dumped.