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The place where Facebook users turn into loud, angry, middle-aged people who yell about everything from spilled coffee to the end of the world.

'Why is the sky blue?! I’ve been asking for 20 years and no one answers!'

'This is the worst pizza I’ve ever had. I’ve had 3 pizzas in my life.'

'I swear the moon is following me. It’s been doing it for 5 years.'

The part of Facebook where people who think they're smart argue about things like the weather and whether the Earth is flat.

'The Earth is flat. You’re all brainwashed by the government.'

'It’s 90 degrees out. How can you not be happy?'

'I know the weather. I’ve been watching it for 30 years.'

The area on Facebook where people talk like they know everything but are actually just mad about something tiny.

'I had 3 minutes of traffic today. That’s 3 minutes I will never get back.'

'I saw a cat on the sidewalk. That’s the worst day of my life.'

'I spilled a little coffee. I’m now the worst person on Earth.'

The spot on Facebook where people post like they’re in a rage about something that doesn’t even matter.

'I hate this day. It’s the worst day ever. I hate my life.'

'I got 2 likes on my post. I’m now a failure.'

'I had to walk 2 steps. I now feel like I’ve been defeated.'

The part of Facebook that feels like a middle school lunch table but with more yelling and fewer snacks.

'I told you the sky was blue. Why do you keep saying it’s purple?'

'You’re wrong about everything. I’ve been wrong for 20 years.'

'I’m not wrong. I’ve had 20 years of evidence.'

The zone on Facebook where people are constantly bickering over tiny things like the weather, the sky, and why their coffee tasted weird.

'Why is my coffee bitter? I’ve been drinking it for 30 years.'

'The sky is blue. That’s not an opinion. That’s a fact.'

'I had to walk 3 steps. That’s the end of the world.'