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A Facebook user who yells at their team like they’re on a football field, even though they’re just watching a game on their phone
"You missed the easiest catch in the world!", after a wide receiver drops a sure TD
"That quarterback is a complete moron!", during the second quarter
"I knew this game was gonna be a loss from the first play!", before the game even started
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A Facebook user who acts like they’re the coach, even though they’re just sitting on the couch eating chips
"If you don’t block that guy, you’re gonna lose!", as the opponent scores a touchdown
"You’re gonna regret that play!", right after the play failed
"I’m the real coach here!", to the actual coach on the sideline
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A Facebook user who cusses out their team so much, you’d think they were the one who got tackled
"You’re all a bunch of clowns!", after a fumble
"I’ve seen better plays from a bunch of babies!", after a missed field goal
"You’re gonna get beat by a bunch of kindergarteners!", during the third quarter
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