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Chatting on Facebook like it's the 2000s and you’re too cheap to upgrade your phone plan. It’s like trying to talk to someone while your mom yells at you in the background.
Hey, you online?
I’m typing, don’t you dare leave me hanging!
Why is my chat not working? I’m gonna cry!
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Facebook Chat is like being stalked by your ex and their new boyfriend at the same time. You can’t even log off without them knowing.
Why are you still online? I’m not done talking to you yet!
I can’t even go to sleep because you’re still online!
You’re gonna haunt me if you keep chatting at 2 AM!
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Facebook Chat is the worst. It’s like trying to use a broken toaster to make French toast. It’s just a mess.
This chat is worse than my algebra class!
Why does it keep logging me out?!
I’m gonna punch the Facebook app if it logs me out again!
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Facebook Chat is like the most annoying sibling who won’t stop talking to you even when you’re trying to finish your pizza.
Stop talking to me! I’m eating my pizza!
Why are you still online? I thought you were done!
You’re gonna make me late for school!
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Facebook Chat is like being in a group project with the class clown and the person who always forgets their homework.
You’re talking to me? I was supposed to be working on my project!
Why are you still online? I’m trying to finish my homework!
You’re gonna make me fail this class!
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Facebook Chat is like trying to text someone on a broken phone. It’s just a waste of time and energy.
Why does it keep logging me out?!
I’m trying to talk to you, not my phone!
This chat is worse than my math test!
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Facebook Chat is the new instant messaging, but it’s like being stuck in a time loop with your worst enemy.
Why are you still online? I’m trying to sleep!
This chat is like being stuck in a time loop!
You’re my worst enemy and you won’t stop talking to me!
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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