Facebook Chat Tease

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When you're about to chat someone on Facebook and the second you click their name, they vanish like a fart in a hurricane. It's either Facebook's broken ass system or they knew you were coming and logged off just to be a huge pain in the ass.

Just clicked Sarah's name... and she's gone. Typical.

I was about to ask Jake out... and he went offline. Of. Course.

Clicked Lisa's name... she vanished. Like she had a remote control.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You're about to chat someone on Facebook, and the moment you click their name, they log off like they were waiting for you to come. It’s either the app being a piece of trash or they had a sixth sense and decided to be a total jerk.

Clicked his name... and he went offline. Classic.

Just tried to talk to my crush... and they logged off. What even is life?

Clicked her name... and she was gone. Like she was hiding from me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You're about to chat someone on Facebook, and as soon as you click their name, they log off like they were trying to annoy you. It's either the app being broken or they had a superpower and decided to be a total pain.

Clicked his name... and he vanished. Like he had a remote.

Just tried to talk to my friend... and she logged off. Of. Course.

Clicked her name... and she went offline. Like she was mocking me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago