Facebook Chat blue balls

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you see someone online on Facebook Chat, you click them, and they're gone. You're left with blue balls because you thought you'd get some action, but now you're just sad and confused
I clicked on my ex, and they were offline. My heart broke. Blue balls, man.
I saw my crush was online, clicked them, and they were gone. Blue balls hit me like a ton of bricks.
I was about to text my friend, but they were offline. Blue balls, baby.
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you think you're gonna chat with someone, but they're not there. You're left with blue balls because you thought you'd get some conversation, but now you're just sitting there like a fool
I clicked on my bestie, and they were offline. Blue balls for the win.
I thought I'd talk to my crush, but they were offline. Blue balls for life.
I was about to say hi, but they were gone. Blue balls, baby.
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you get excited because someone is online, but then they're not. You're left with blue balls because you thought you'd get some chat, but now you're just sad and mad
I was happy my crush was online, but then they were offline. Blue balls, baby.
I saw my bestie was online, clicked them, and they were gone. Blue balls for life.
I was about to text my friend, but they were offline. Blue balls hit me like a ton of bricks.
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