Facebook Chat

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Facebook Chat is like being chased by a feral raccoon that won’t stop texting you. You can’t even log off properly, you just hope your internet crashes so it stops bugging you.
Why are you texting me at 2 AM? I’m sleeping!
You’re still online? I just took a nap!
I’m going to die if you keep messaging me.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Facebook Chat is the dumbest thing ever. It’s like a broken phone trying to make you text someone who doesn’t want to talk to you.
You just sent me a message. I’m not responding.
Why are you online? I just woke up!
This is worse than my ex’s texts.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Facebook Chat is like having a conversation with a ghost that keeps coming back to haunt you. You log in, and it won’t stop texting you.
I’m not answering your messages. I hate you.
Why do you keep texting me when I’m offline?
You’re like a ghost that won’t stop haunting me.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
4
Facebook Chat is the worst way to talk to people. It’s like using a broken keyboard to send messages to someone who’s already ignoring you.
Why are you texting me when I’m on MSN?
You’re on Facebook and MSN? What’s next, Twitter?
You’re like a creep who won’t stop texting me.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Facebook Chat is like having a conversation with a kid who won’t stop talking. It’s meant to be simple, but it just keeps making things worse.
You’re texting me instead of just calling me.
I’m on MSN and Facebook? What even is life?
You just sent me a message. I’m not answering.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Facebook Chat is like having a phone that only works when you’re online. It’s the worst way to talk to people who don’t want to talk to you.
I’m not texting you because I don’t have a texting plan.
You just sent me a message. I’m ignoring it.
I’m on Facebook, not MSN.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Facebook Chat is like talking to someone who just won’t stop texting you. It’s the worst part of Facebook and the worst part of your life.
You just talked to me on Facebook Chat. I’m still annoyed.
You’re still online? I just took a nap.
You’re like a ghost that won’t stop haunting me.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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