Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The number one spot where people post Facebook updates while their pants are down and their brain is out

Just finished my lunch and my Facebook status. My brain’s still out.

Took a pic of my soup and posted it. My brain is still out.

Posted my feelings and my brain is still out.

2

The throne of social media. You sit on it and update your Facebook like it’s your job

I sat on the throne and updated my Facebook. It felt like work.

I posted my thoughts from the throne. It was a long day.

I logged on from the throne and posted my feelings.

3

Where you sit and show off your life on Facebook while your butt is in the air

I showed off my life from the air. My butt was in the air.

I posted my lunch from the air. My butt was in the air.

I posted my feelings from the air. My butt was in the air.

4

The best place to update your Facebook while your brain is on break and your butt is on duty

My brain was on break and my butt was on duty. I posted my feelings.

My brain was on break and my butt was on duty. I posted my lunch.

My brain was on break and my butt was on duty. I posted my day.

5

The place where people sit and update their Facebook like they’re important and their brains are lazy

I sat there and posted like I was important. My brain was lazy.

I updated my Facebook like I was important. My brain was lazy.

I posted my feelings like I was important. My brain was lazy.

6

Where your brain goes to sleep and your butt wakes up to post on Facebook

My brain went to sleep and my butt woke up. I posted my feelings.

My brain went to sleep and my butt woke up. I posted my day.

My brain went to sleep and my butt woke up. I posted my lunch.