Facebook Carbon Dating

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When a woman lies about her age on Facebook so hard she thinks she's 22, but you have to guess her real age by looking at her college graduation picture like it's a damn detective mystery.
She posted a selfie with a college hat and said '22' but her mom's in the background wearing a fanny pack.
Her profile says '22' but her bio mentions 'graduated in 2008' like it's a secret.
She tried to hide her birth year but forgot to take down her high school yearbook photo.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a woman fakes her age on Facebook so bad you have to dig through her life events like a grave to find out how old she really is.
Her profile said '22' but she mentioned her first job in 2007 like it was a crime.
She posted a picture from a wedding in 2012 and still said she was 22.
She forgot to hide her high school graduation picture and it was from 2009.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a woman tries to make herself look younger on Facebook by lying about her age, and you have to use her old photos like they're evidence in a court case.
She posted a picture from 2010 and still said she was 22 like it was a magic trick.
Her profile said '22' but she had a baby picture from 2005 in her album.
She tried to hide her birth year but her college yearbook was from 2008.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a woman lies about her age on Facebook so hard you think she's a time traveler, but you have to use her old photos to figure out when she was really born.
She said she was 22 but had a picture from 2006 like it was a time machine.
Her bio said '22' but her high school diploma was from 2007.
She posted a photo from 2011 and still called herself 22 like it was a joke.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a woman tries to hide how old she really is on Facebook, and you have to use her old pictures like they're clues in a mystery to figure out her real age.
She said she was 22 but had a baby picture from 2005 in her album.
She posted a photo from 2010 and still said she was 22 like it was a lie.
She forgot to hide her high school graduation picture from 2008.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a woman lies about her age on Facebook so much you think she's cheating on the system, and you have to look at her old photos like they're proof in a trial.
She said she was 22 but had a baby picture from 2005 in her album like it was a secret.
She posted a picture from 2011 and still said she was 22 like it was a lie.
Her profile said '22' but she had a diploma from 2007.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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