Facebook camper

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A person who sits on Facebook like a slob on a couch, waiting for friends to pop up so they can bother them with nonsense about what they ate for breakfast and how their dog pooped on the lawn.
DM: 'Hey, you online? My dog pooped on the lawn again.'
Post: 'Had the worst breakfast ever. Eggs were sad.'
Comment: 'Just saw your post. You're still alive? I thought you died.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Facebook camper is someone who waits for friends to log on so they can drag them into a long chat about nothing, like how their coffee was bad or how their neighbor is a total pain.
Message: 'Hey, you on? Let's chat. Your coffee was bad.'
Comment: 'Your neighbor is a pain. Still alive?'
Post: 'Just had the worst coffee. It was like water.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Facebook camper is a person who sits on Facebook like a rat in a trap, waiting for someone to log on so they can bother them with dumb stories about their day.
DM: 'Hey, you online? I had the worst day ever.'
Post: 'Just got yelled at by my boss. You?'
Comment: 'Your post about your day was boring. Mine was worse.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Facebook camper is someone who spends all their time on Facebook waiting for friends to pop up so they can start a stupid chat about how their day was the worst.
Message: 'You on? My day was the worst. You?'
Comment: 'Your post about your day was fake. Mine was real.'
Post: 'Had the worst day. My boss yelled at me. You? How was yours?'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Facebook camper is someone who sits on Facebook like a sad kid waiting for someone to log on so they can start a stupid chat about nothing important.
DM: 'Hey, you online? Let's chat. Nothing important.'
Comment: 'Your post was boring. Mine was worse.'
Post: 'Just had the worst day. You? How was yours?'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A Facebook camper is a person who sits on Facebook like a weirdo waiting for someone to log on so they can start a long chat about how their day was the worst and how their neighbor is a pain.
Message: 'Hey, you online? My day was the worst. My neighbor is a pain.'
Comment: 'Your post about your day was fake. My neighbor is a pain.'
Post: 'Had the worst day. My neighbor is a pain. You? How was yours?'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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