Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when people lie about being sick to skip work and post stupid fake symptoms on Facebook to look pitiful.

I have the flu and my face is glowing like a neon sign.

I'm dying from a headache that's louder than my mom's yelling.

I'm so sick I can't even text my boss. I'm literally a ghost.

2

when people fake being sick to avoid going to work and brag about it on Facebook like they're celebrities.

I'm too sick to move. I'm basically a vegetable.

I'm so sick I can't even open my eyes. I'm like a zombie.

I'm too sick to talk. I'm just whispering to the ceiling.

3

when people say they're sick to get out of work and then post about it on Facebook like they're winning a prize.

I'm so sick I can't even look at my phone. I'm like a dead man.

I'm so sick I'm pretending to be a dragon. I'm breathing fire.

I'm so sick I'm literally crying in my coffee.

4

when people fake being sick to skip work and then post about it on Facebook like they're the kings of the world.

I'm so sick I'm like a broken toaster. I'm not even working.

I'm too sick to walk. I'm like a baby elephant.

I'm so sick I can't even eat my lunch. I'm just staring at it.

5

when people say they're sick to get out of work and then post about it on Facebook like they're the best person ever.

I'm so sick I'm like a sad potato. I can't even think.

I'm so sick I'm literally whispering to my plants.

I'm so sick I can't even text my boss. I'm just dying.

6

when people lie about being sick so they don't have to go to work and then brag about it on Facebook like they're famous.

I'm so sick I'm like a dying fish. I'm not even breathing.

I'm so sick I'm literally whispering to my cat.

I'm so sick I can't even move. I'm like a statue.