Facebook Californian

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A California person who joins every group and likes every page just to brag about being from Cali like it's a trophy they won in first grade. They use the word 'cali' like it's not a joke and think everyone else is a loser for not knowing it.
I joined 17 groups today just to show off my Cali pride. You're welcome.
Why do you use 'Cali' like it's not a joke? I live here, dummy.
I liked 23 pages today. I'm basically a Cali god now.
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A California person who acts like they're the only one who knows what 'Cali' means and spends their life annoying out-of-staters with it. They're the kind of person who thinks liking a page makes them famous.
I'm not just from California, I'm from Cali, and that's not a joke.
I liked that page because I'm from Cali and I'm not afraid to say it.
You're not from Cali. You're just here for the free snacks.
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A California person who joins every group and likes every page just to flex like they're the king of Cali. They think everyone else is a clueless dummy who doesn't know what 'Cali' means.
I joined that group because I'm the king of Cali and I don't need a crown to prove it.
I liked 50 pages today. I'm basically Cali royalty.
You don't know what Cali means? You're a clueless dummy.
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