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When your ex or enemy blocks and unfriends you on Facebook like they’re trying to erase you from the face of the Earth

My ex blocked me right after I said she looked like a raccoon in that outfit.

My dad unfriended me after I posted a video of him eating cereal out of a soup can.

My crush blocked me because I called his dog a weird name.

When someone you hate decides to hide you on Facebook like you’re a bad smell they can’t escape

My mom blocked me because I told her she had a hairball in her coffee.

My crush unfriended me after I said his dog looked like a blob.

My teacher blocked me after I posted a fake detention notice.

When your enemy or ex takes you off Facebook like you’re a pesky bug they can’t stand

My crush unfriended me after I called his dog a weird name.

My ex blocked me because I said her dog looked like a mop.

My teacher blocked me after I posted a fake lunch break.

When your crush or enemy blocks and unfriends you on Facebook like you’re the worst thing that ever happened to them

My crush blocked me after I said his dog looked like a weird potato.

My ex unfriended me because I called her dog a weird name.

My teacher blocked me after I posted a fake pop quiz.

When someone you hate blocks and unfriends you on Facebook like they want you to disappear forever

My crush unfriended me because I said his dog looked like a weird hot dog.

My ex blocked me after I said her dog was a weird mop.

My teacher blocked me because I posted a fake detention.

When your ex or enemy blocks and unfriends you on Facebook like they’re trying to hide you from the world

My ex blocked me because I said her dog looked like a weird mop.

My crush unfriended me after I called his dog a weird hot dog.

My teacher blocked me because I posted a fake lunch break.