Facebook Bunny

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A Facebook bunny is a hot girl who uses your Facebook to send you stupid, sexy messages that make you feel like a teenage boy again.
Your ex sends you a message: 'Miss you, wanna talk?' But it's 2 a. m.
Your cousin's girlfriend posts a photo of you with a caption: 'My man's face when he sees me in a bikini.'
Your mom's friend sends you a DM: 'I saw your profile, you're cute.' You're 16.
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A Facebook bunny is a girl who acts like your best friend but only to send you stupid flirty messages that make you look like an idiot.
Your best friend sends you a message: 'Hey, wanna hang out? Just you and me.' You reply yes. She sends you a photo of herself in a swimsuit.
Your teacher messages you: 'Hey, I saw your profile. You're cute.' You're in the middle of a test.
Your crush sends you a message: 'Hey, wanna be more than friends?' You're confused.
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A Facebook bunny is a girl who pretends to be your friend just to spam you with stupid, sexy messages that make you feel like a loser.
Your friend sends you a message: 'Hey, wanna go to the mall?' You say yes. She sends you a photo of herself in a dress and says, 'You look good too.'
Your crush messages you: 'I saw your profile. You're cute.' You're 13.
Your mom messages you: 'I saw your profile. You're cute.' You're 13.
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A Facebook bunny is a girl who uses your Facebook to send you stupid, sexy messages that make you feel like a complete idiot.
Your crush sends you a message: 'Hey, wanna be more than friends?' You say yes. She sends you a photo of herself in a bikini.
Your teacher sends you a message: 'Hey, I saw your profile. You're cute.' You're in the middle of a test.
Your best friend sends you a message: 'Hey, wanna go to the mall?' You say yes. She sends you a photo of herself in a dress.
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A Facebook bunny is a girl who sends you stupid, sexy messages that make you feel like a total idiot and think you're the cool one.
Your crush sends you a message: 'Hey, wanna be more than friends?' You say yes. She sends you a photo of herself in a bikini.
Your teacher messages you: 'Hey, I saw your profile. You're cute.' You're in the middle of a test.
Your best friend messages you: 'Hey, wanna go to the mall?' You say yes. She sends you a photo of herself in a dress.
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