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The Facebook friend who posts stupid quotes from ancient wise people like they’re life-changing, even though you’re just trying to get through Tuesday.
“A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.”, said no one who’s ever missed their bus.
“The wise man doesn’t repeat the words of others.”, said the guy who posted this quote five times this week.
“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.”, said the person who just got dumped.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The Facebook friend who posts stupid quotes from ancient people like they’re the key to your happiness, even though your life is a dumpster fire.
“You must be the change you wish to see in the world.”, said the person who still hasn’t cleaned their room.
“The only way to do great work is to love what you do.”, said the guy who just got fired.
“Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.”, said your ex.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The Facebook friend who quotes ancient people so much it feels like they’re trying to sell you a subscription to a quote service you’ll never use.
“The best way to predict your future is to create it.”, said the guy who still has a Facebook profile from 2012.
“A wise man once said, ‘Don’t count the days, make the days count.’”, said the person who counts their days but still doesn’t make them count.
“Life is like a box of chocolates.”, said the guy who just got the box and it was all raisins.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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