Facebook Breakup

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When one person updates their Facebook relationship status to ‘single’ while their ex is still stuck on ‘in a relationship,’ and suddenly everyone knows your love life is a disaster.
'Sally is now single!', because Suzie didn’t bother to update her own status.
'Suzie and Sally are no longer together!', because someone got their ex’s name wrong.
'Sally is now single!', because Suzie’s ex is still in a relationship with a pizza delivery guy.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Ending a relationship by changing your relationship status on Facebook, like you’re updating your LinkedIn and not crying in a bathroom.
'I’m now single!', while your ex is still in a relationship with a sock.
'Relationship status: single', because you’re too lazy to text them.
'Sally is now single!', because you’re a coward and a drama queen.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Breaking up with someone by typing a message on Facebook like you’re sending a grocery list, which makes you the weakest link in the history of breakups.
'Hey, I’m breaking up with you.', because you’re too lazy to call them.
'I’m done.', because you typed it in all caps and it still sounds weak.
'This is the last message.', because you’re too cheap to buy a phone.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you go on a rampage deleting every picture, comment, and like that your ex ever put on your Facebook page, like you’re cleaning a crime scene.
Deleted 23 pictures of you and your ex at the park.
Removed every comment your ex ever wrote on your posts.
Unliked every post your ex ever made about their ex.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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