Facebook break

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Checking Facebook like it's your job while your actual job is slowly dying inside.

I just stared at my boss for 10 minutes while I watched a cat video.

I clicked on a meme and forgot my entire life.

I answered a Facebook message instead of my mom.

Using Facebook to escape the horror of your real life like it's a portal to another dimension.

I used Facebook to forget that I have to go back to my job.

I clicked on a post about a vacation and now I'm crying in my cubicle.

I opened Facebook and my boss walked in like I was doing something illegal.

Scrolling Facebook so hard it feels like your fingers are about to fall off.

I scrolled so much my phone screen is now my soul.

I saw a post about pizza and now I'm hungry for more than just food.

I looked up from Facebook and my coworker was already gone.