Facebook Bravery

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When a tiny, unpopular, nobody decides to flex on Facebook like they're the king of the world, even though everyone knows they're just a sad, lonely loser.
I'm gonna beat you up in real life, you fatty.
You're just mad because I got more likes than you.
You're gonna cry when I post this on your mom's page.
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A person who is usually ignored, picked on, and smells like old socks tries to act tough on Facebook like they're some kind of superhero.
I'm gonna take you down, you weakling.
You're just jealous I got a date to the prom.
You're gonna regret this, I swear.
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When a nobody, who is usually laughed at, tries to be cool on Facebook, but it's just a bunch of hot air.
You're just mad I got a 100 on the math test.
You're gonna get blocked by my mom.
You're a failure, and I'm gonna prove it.
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A person who is usually picked on and has no friends tries to act like they're tough on Facebook, but it's all fake.
You're just mad I got more followers than you.
You're gonna get roasted in the lunchroom.
You're a nobody, and I'm gonna show you.
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When someone who is usually ignored and smells bad tries to act like they're the best on Facebook, even though no one believes them.
You're just mad I got a 10 on the spelling test.
You're gonna get teased by the whole school.
You're a nobody, and I'm gonna beat you up.
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A person who is usually laughed at and has no life tries to be cool on Facebook like they're the most popular kid in school.
You're just mad I got more likes than you.
You're gonna get blocked by my dad.
You're a nobody, and I'm gonna show you.
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