Facebook Boyfriend

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A guy you pretend is your boyfriend on Facebook just to look cool. He’s not real. He’s just a fake guy you added to make your ex jealous and your friends laugh.
I added my gym teacher as my Facebook boyfriend. He’s got abs and a temper.
My cousin put her barista as her boyfriend. He’s got coffee and a bad attitude.
I made my dog my Facebook boyfriend. He’s got a collar and a lot of bark.
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A guy on your Facebook that you claim is your boyfriend. It’s usually just a prank. He’s not real. He’s just there to make you look like you’ve got your life together.
I put my math teacher as my boyfriend. He gave me a C and a side-eye.
My friend put her neighbor as her boyfriend. He’s got a loud TV and no life.
I made my uncle my boyfriend. He’s got a beard and a bad sense of humor.
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A guy on your Facebook friends list who you say is your boyfriend. It's just a joke. He's not real. He's just a guy you added to make your life look better.
I added my pizza delivery guy as my boyfriend. He brings food and a lot of cheese.
My friend made her dog walker her boyfriend. He walks dogs and talks nonsense.
I put my principal as my boyfriend. He gives out detentions and looks cool.
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A guy you put on your Facebook as your boyfriend just to show off. He’s not real. He’s just a guy you added to make people think you’re popular.
I added my video game character as my boyfriend. He’s got a sword and no life.
My friend put her barista as her boyfriend. He gives her free coffee and bad service.
I made my mom my boyfriend. She gives me dinner and a lot of advice.
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A guy you add as your boyfriend on Facebook just to look cool. He’s not real. He’s just a guy you added to make your ex feel sad.
I put my math teacher as my boyfriend. He gave me a D and a smile.
My friend added her librarian as her boyfriend. He gives her books and a lot of silence.
I made my dog my boyfriend. He barks and eats my shoes.
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A guy on your Facebook friends list you say is your boyfriend. It's usually just a prank. He's not real. He's just a guy you added to make your friends laugh.
I added my gym teacher as my boyfriend. He's got abs and a temper.
My friend put her barista as her boyfriend. He gives her free coffee and bad service.
I made my uncle my boyfriend. He gives me advice and a lot of side-eye.
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