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When you’re in a college frat and you spot a girl’s butt and you go, 'Oh my God, I’ve seen that butt in every photo on Facebook,' and you feel like a weirdo for noticing it.

I walked into the bar and saw her butt, and I was like, 'Oh no, that’s the same butt from 2017.'

He recognized her butt before he even saw her face.

She was walking past me, and I was like, 'That’s the butt that got tagged 50 times.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you look at someone's Facebook profile and you're like, 'Why are they even on Facebook? I hate them. Their life is stupid. I feel like I'm dying.' Then you look at your face in the screen and you're like, 'I'm gonna die.' So you delete your account... or you just hide it because you're too scared to face the world again.

I opened her profile and I was like, 'Why are you even alive?'

I saw her post about her cat and I was like, 'I'm gonna die.'

I stared at my face in the screen and I was like, 'I look like a dead raccoon.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago