Facebook born again

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When you rip up your Facebook like a trashy ex and start over with only the cool people who still respect you.

I deleted 127 people. Some of them were my old high school teachers. I didn't even care.

My Facebook is now a clean slate. My ex is gone. My aunt Karen is gone. I feel reborn.

I just unfriended my cousin for liking my ex's photo. That's not even fair.

Kicking out all the useless people on your Facebook so you can finally breathe again and not be annoyed by their stupid posts.

I just deleted 50 people. Some of them were my old bosses. I didn’t even say goodbye.

I was tired of seeing my ex’s face every time I logged in. So I deleted him. And his mom.

My Facebook is now a sanctuary. No more random people. No more random posts.

When you cut off all your Facebook friends like they were your worst enemies and started fresh with only the good ones.

I deleted 90 people. My old crush was one of them. That’s not even fair.

Now my Facebook is just my best friends and my dog. That’s how it should be.

I finally got rid of my ex and my mom. My Facebook is finally peaceful.

When you basically throw your Facebook in the trash and start again with only the people who are still cool and not annoying.

I just deleted 60 people. My ex and my gym teacher were both in there. That was a waste.

I feel like a new person now. My Facebook is finally clean.

I threw my Facebook in the trash. I might just delete it entirely.

The brutal act of deleting all your Facebook friends who annoy you so you can finally be alone with only the people you like.

I deleted 70 people. My ex, my mom, and my boss were all there. I didn’t even care.

Now my Facebook is just me and my friends. No more drama.

I was tired of seeing my ex's face every time I logged in. So I deleted him. And his sister.

When you delete all your Facebook friends like they were your enemies and you finally get some peace and only have the good people left.

I just deleted 80 people. My ex and my gym teacher were both in there. That was a relief.

My Facebook is now only my best friends. No more random people.

I feel like I got rid of my worst enemies. My Facebook is now my happy place.