Facebook Boo

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When you text someone on Facebook like you're their secret lover even though you're both still attached to your own people. Just for laughs and to mess with your brain.
Hey baby, your husband is such a tool. Let's run away together.
Your wife is so fat she could eat a whole pizza by herself. We should totally elope.
Your husband is a loser. I'm way better than him.
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You chat with someone on Facebook like you're in love even though you're both still with someone else. It's like a game to see who can be the biggest idiot.
Your wife is a disaster. I’m way better than her.
Your husband is such a dweeb. Let’s be together.
Your wife is so ugly she could scare a ghost.
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You pretend to be in a relationship with someone on Facebook even though you're both still with other people. It's just a stupid way to waste time.
Your husband is such a tool. I'm way better.
Your wife is a mess. We should totally break up with them.
Your husband is so fat he could eat a whole pizza by himself.
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You text someone on Facebook like you're the best thing since sliced bread even though you're both still with someone else. It's just for fun and to make life harder.
Your wife is so ugly she could scare a ghost. Let’s be together.
Your husband is such a dweeb. I’m way better than him.
Your wife is so fat she could eat a whole pizza by herself.
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You flirt with someone on Facebook like you're their true love even though you're both still with someone else. It's just a dumb game to make life harder.
Your husband is such a tool. I’m way better than him.
Your wife is so fat she could eat a whole pizza by herself. Let’s run away together.
Your husband is so ugly he could scare a ghost.
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