Facebook Bodycheck

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the gut-punch horror when you see your Facebook wall is empty and you realize your life is a joke no one laughs at.
You posted a picture of your dog wearing a tiny hat and no one even said 'awww'.
You cried about your breakup and only your mom liked it.
You asked for 10 likes and got 2 from your cousin and a cat.
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when you check Facebook and it’s like everyone’s ignoring you and your posts are just sad little whispers in the void.
You posted a status about your day and got zero comments from your best friend.
You shared a photo of your lunch and no one said it looked like garbage.
You posted a question and only your grandma answered it.
3
the shame you feel when you check Facebook and your posts look like they were written by a ghost with no friends.
You posted about your new job and no one even said 'congrats' or 'that’s cool' or anything.
You shared your feelings and only your ex replied with a 'still annoying' comment.
You posted a picture of your cat and got one like from a guy who’s never met you.
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when you look at your Facebook wall and it’s like everyone else is living a cool life and you’re just you being weird and no one noticed.
You posted about your weekend and got zero replies from your actual friends.
You shared your thoughts and only your mom replied with a 'that’s cute' comment.
You posted a selfie and got one like from a random guy you don’t know.
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the pain you feel when you check Facebook and it’s like everyone’s having fun and you’re just you being weird and no one saw it.
You posted a funny joke and only your grandma said 'that was nice' and then went to bed.
You shared your feelings and only your ex replied with a 'still annoying' comment.
You posted a picture of your cat and got one like from a guy who’s never met you.
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the face you make when you check Facebook and your posts are like forgotten secrets no one remembers or cares about.
You posted a status and got zero comments from the person you thought was your best friend.
You shared your feelings and only your mom said 'that was nice' and then went to bed.
You posted a picture of your dog and only got one like from your cousin.
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