FaceBook Blur

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when you click on a Facebook photo hoping to see a hot person, but it's just a smudgy mess that takes forever to load, making you question your life choices and your internet provider

I opened a photo of my crush and it looked like a raccoon took a selfie with a wet sock.

The face was so blurry I thought it was my mom's cousin's pet goat.

I waited 20 seconds for a photo and it showed a guy with a beard and a weird hat.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

the agony of waiting for a Facebook picture to load, only to see a barely visible face that makes you think you’ve been tricked by life itself

I clicked on a photo and it looked like someone was wearing a towel and a banana.

The person’s face was so blurry I thought it was a ghost wearing sunglasses.

I waited for 10 seconds just to see a guy with a weird hairdo.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

when you open a Facebook picture and it’s just a blurry mess that makes you want to scream into your pillow and throw your phone out the window

The face looked like it was drawn by a toddler with a crayon and a lot of frustration.

It was so blurry I thought it was a raccoon wearing a hat.

I waited for 15 seconds and saw a guy with a weird mustache and a shirt that looked like it was on fire.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

the moment you open a Facebook photo hoping to see a hot person, but instead you get a blurry mess that makes you question everything, including your life and your internet connection

The face looked like it was painted by a drunk person with a marker.

It was so blurry I thought it was my uncle’s dog wearing a tuxedo.

I waited for 20 seconds and saw a guy with a weird haircut and a shirt that looked like it had been through a war.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

when you open a Facebook picture and it's just a smudgy mess that makes you wonder why you're even still on this app, and why your life is so hard

The face looked like it was drawn by a toddler with a marker and a lot of anger.

It was so blurry I thought it was my cousin’s pet lizard wearing a hat.

I waited for 15 seconds and saw a guy with a weird beard and a shirt that looked like it was on fire.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

the worst feeling when you open a Facebook photo expecting to see a hot person, but it's just a blurry mess that makes you want to cry and throw your phone out the window

The face looked like it was drawn by a cat with a crayon and a lot of stress.

It was so blurry I thought it was my neighbor’s dog wearing a shirt that said 'I love bacon.'

I waited for 10 seconds and saw a guy with a weird hat and a shirt that looked like it had been through a hurricane.

by Slangipedia 13d ago