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When you're on Facebook mobile and try to look up a person, you stupidly post their name as your status. It’s even worse if it's someone you barely tolerate.
I looked up my boss’s name and posted it as my status. Now he thinks I’m bragging about him.
I tried to find my ex’s friend and posted her name. Now she’s texting me every day.
I searched for my uncle and posted his name. Now he thinks I’m trying to flirt with him.