Facebook Blues

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The Facebook Blues hit you when you post something and they act like they don't see it. You check your phone every 10 minutes like a lunatic. You even look at their profile to see if they're talking to someone else. You send them a message like you're begging for help. You’re sad for days until they finally reply and you feel like a winner.
I posted on her wall and she ignored me. I checked my phone 20 times. I even looked at her profile to see if she was talking to someone else. I sent her a message like I was dying.
He liked my status and then vanished. I sent him a DM like I was going to die if he didn't reply.
She commented on someone else's photo and I got the Facebook Blues. I sent her a message like I was going to cry if she didn't reply.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The Facebook Blues is the color of Facebook, which is a blue that makes your eyes look like they're going to pop out. It’s also the color that makes you feel like you’re staring at a screen for hours.
This blue is so strong it looks like it’s going to eat my eyes.
I saw a website with the same blue and I got the Facebook Blues again.
This blue is so blue it makes me want to cry and leave Facebook forever.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You see someone online, click their name, and it says they're offline. You feel like you got kicked in the balls. You call it the Facebook Blues because your brain is now full of sadness and you're ready to give up.
He was online, I clicked his name, and it said he was offline. I got the Facebook Blues so bad I wanted to scream.
She was online, I sent her a message, and she was offline. I felt like I got hit with the Facebook Blues.
He was online, I clicked his name, and it said he was offline. I got the Facebook Blues and I wanted to cry.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The Facebook Blues is the blue used on Facebook, which is the same blue as the color code #4267b2. You see it everywhere and it makes you feel like you're back on Facebook again.
This website has the same blue as Facebook, and I got the Facebook Blues again.
I saw that blue and it felt like I was back on Facebook for hours.
This app uses the same blue as Facebook, and it made me feel like I was back on Facebook for days.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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