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When you block someone on Facebook because you absolutely hate their guts and you don’t want to see their face ever again. It’s like telling them to go to hell and not even giving them a ticket.

I blocked my ex because she still thinks we’re on a break. She’s delusional.

My cousin’s pet goat commented on my post. I blocked it. It was that annoying.

My mom blocked me because I said her hair looked like a chicken nest.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The Reverse Facebook Block is when your friend blocks you back after you asked them to. It’s like when you try to be nice, and they slap you with a taser.

I asked my ex to block me, and she did. Now I can’t even see her fake profile picture anymore.

My best friend blocked me after I said his pants were sagging. I was just trying to be kind.

My crush blocked me because I called out her fake boyfriend. She’s a total fraud.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Facebook jail is when Facebook locks you out for breaking their rules. It’s like getting sent to jail but with less snacks and more ads.

I got Facebook jail because I posted a photo of my teacher’s face. He’s gonna get me.

My brother got Facebook jail for sending hate messages to his crush. He’s still in there.

I was in Facebook jail for 3 days because I called my principal a donkey. I deserved it.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When a fat girl or woman tries to act like she’s dating you on Facebook just to make other people jealous. It’s like she’s trying to steal your spotlight and your attention.

My classmate posted on my wall that we were dating. I don’t even know her.

My crush’s crush tried to date me on Facebook just to make her look bad. It was a total mess.

My mom started dating my dad on Facebook because she wanted to make my sister feel bad. It was so embarrassing.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When someone interrupts your conversation on Facebook because they’re desperate to be noticed. It’s like they’re trying to steal your spotlight and your hot chick.

I was talking to my crush on Facebook, and my crush’s crush jumped in and said ‘Hi’. It ruined everything.

I was having a deep conversation with my best friend, and my brother commented ‘lol’ and ruined it.

I was trying to impress my crush when my crush’s friend came in and said ‘My hair looks good.’ It was the worst.

by Slangipedia 3d ago