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When your whole class decides to trash-talk you all at the same time like a group of angry raccoons
Hey, did you just say I smell like a wet sock?
I’m not crying, you’re just a bad meme.
You’re not cool, you’re just a kid with a phone.
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When your mom and your dad and your brother all post the same stupid comment at once, like they’re on a team
This is the worst movie ever!
I knew this would happen.
Why are you all so loud?!
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When your whole school sends you the same message at once, like a thousand ants biting your foot
You’re not funny, you’re just sad.
We all know you failed math.
Your pizza is soggy.
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When all your friends post the same insult at once, like they’re all working together to make you cry
You’re the worst friend ever.
Your laugh is annoying.
You’re not cool, you’re just loud.
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When your whole class posts the same joke at once, like they’re all trying to make you laugh until you throw up
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was tired.
And it was also hungry.
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