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Girls who go on and on about how all boys are jerks, losers, and weaklings because their ex broke their heart. They chase guys who are way out of their league while ignoring the guy who would be perfect for them. They’re probably plotting to take over the world and make all guys their servants.
My ex is a total loser. He doesn’t even know how to text properly.
I would’ve been happy with the guy who asked me to prom. But no, I had to pick the one who had a crush on my best friend.
I’m gonna be queen of the world soon. Just you wait.