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People who are chill in real life but turn into screaming messes on Facebook. They go from happy to angry to sad in less time than it takes to eat a taco.

I was just talking to John at lunch, and now he’s messaging me 20 times about how my post was ‘the worst thing ever’

My mom is best friends with Karen in real life, but Karen just called her a ‘fat disgrace’ on Facebook

My dad posted a photo of my cat, and now he’s mad at me for liking it 3 times

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you randomly slap a bunch of different emojis on Facebook posts like you're trying to confuse your dog.

I put a 🎉 on my friend’s birthday post but a 🤢 on their ‘I hate my life’ post

I used 😂 on my cousin’s joke, then 🙃 on his next post about his terrible job

I hit 🥲 on my teacher’s rant, then 🤪 on my own post about that same teacher

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A girl who updates her Facebook status every 5 minutes like she’s trying to get attention from her crush or her mom or both. Boys just stay friends in case they get a chance to see her bra.

She posted ‘I love pizza’ then 5 minutes later ‘I hate my life’ just because her crush didn’t like her post

Her status went from ‘I’m happy’ to ‘I’m sad’ to ‘I’m angry’ all in one hour

She posted ‘I’m going to the mall’ then 5 minutes later ‘I’m going to die’ because she forgot her wallet

by Slangipedia 13d ago

People who act like they’re fine one minute and then suddenly scream at you for liking a post or not liking a post. It’s like they have a second brain just for Facebook.

She was fine until I liked her post, and now she’s messaging me 10 times about it

He was happy until I didn’t like his post, and now he’s sending me DMs with ‘Why? Why? Why?’

My friend posted ‘I’m great’ and then 5 minutes later ‘I’m the worst’ just because I didn’t comment on her post

by Slangipedia 13d ago