facebook binge

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When you open Facebook to check it for a few minutes and somehow end up wasting the entire day because you're too lazy to do anything else. It’s like you’re trying to avoid life.

I opened Facebook to check my notifications... now it’s 10 PM and I still haven’t done my homework.

I said I’d only look at Facebook for five minutes. Now I’ve lost three hours of my life.

I wanted to check my feed. Now I’ve checked every status from my sixth-grade class.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you spam Facebook friend requests to strangers, people you’ve never met, and even your ex’s new bf just because you think you’re cool and everyone should be your friend.

I sent 50 friend requests because I thought I was popular.

I friended my ex’s new boyfriend just to see what he would do.

I friended my mom’s coworker’s dog because I was bored.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When you go through your friend list like a mad person and delete everyone who posted a status about their cat or their weekend or their ex. You’re basically doing a friend list purge because you’re tired of their nonsense.

I unfriended 20 people because they posted about their cat 12 times.

I deleted my old friend because he posted about his weekend 3 times in one day.

I unfriended my ex because he posted about his new girlfriend and I was still mad.

by Slangipedia 3d ago