Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A person who can't live without Facebook. They update their status more than a toilet flushes. Their whole life is a running commentary for strangers.

Just ate a taco. Life is good. #TacoLife

My cat is judging me. Again.

I'm not sad. I'm just temporarily defeated.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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Someone who would sell their soul for a Facebook notification. They post so much, their feed looks like a never-ending Instagram story.

I'm fine. Just very tired. Also, I'm dating a sock.

This is me. Being me.

My life is a series of updates.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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A human who breathes Facebook. They post so much, their friends are sick of it. They’d rather tell the world than talk to their mom.

I'm alive. Also, I'm doing yoga. It's a vibe.

My dog just stared me down. He's not okay.

My life is a constant stream of nonsense.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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A person who's more connected to Facebook than their own family. They'd rather post a selfie than eat dinner.

I'm not ugly. I'm just not ready for today.

I'm fine. Also, I'm eating pizza.

I'm sad. Also, I'm still eating pizza.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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A human who lives for Facebook. They update their status like it's their job. They’d rather post than breathe.

I'm not lazy. I'm just energy efficient.

I'm busy. Also, I'm not busy.

I'm alive. Also, I'm very tired.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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Someone who would rather die than miss a Facebook post. They're more active than a gym rat on a caffeine binge.

I'm not weird. I'm just very interesting.

I'm not sad. I'm just very tired.

I'm not lazy. I'm just very efficient.

by Slangipedia 13d ago