Facebook beg

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A Facebook beg is a person who wants likes so bad they’ll post a photo of their breakfast and write a paragraph about how they’re the best person ever.
I ate cereal like a king today. My life is amazing. #Blessed
This sandwich is the best thing to ever happen to me. I’m not exaggerating.
I took this photo at 7 a. m. and it’s perfect. You’re all ugly.
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A Facebook beg is someone who posts a photo of their pet and talks about how amazing they are, even though the pet looks confused.
My dog is the best. He looks at me like I’m the worst. #StillTheBest
My cat is like a king. I’m just the servant. #WorthIt
My fish is so cool, it’s like it knows I’m a failure.
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A Facebook beg is a person who posts a photo and then adds 10 sentences about how they’re the best, even though no one asked.
This photo is perfect. I’m perfect. My life is perfect. #PerfectLife
I took this photo. It’s amazing. I’m amazing. #NoNeedToAsk
This is the best photo ever. I’m the best person ever. #StopBoringMe
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A Facebook beg is someone who posts a photo and then asks for likes like they’re in a beggar’s line at a food bank.
Please like this photo. I need your love. #Desperate
Can you like this? I’m literally begging you. #NoMore
I’m asking for likes. Don’t ignore me. #LikeMeOrDie
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A Facebook beg is a person who posts a photo and then adds a comment about how no one else is as cool as them.
This photo is cool. I’m cooler. #NoArgument
You’re all boring. I’m the only one who matters. #CoolerThanYou
Look at this photo. It’s awesome. I’m more awesome. #Duh
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A Facebook beg is someone who posts a photo and then adds so much text it looks like they’re writing a novel about their own greatness.
This photo is the best. I’m the best. My life is the best. #NovelLevel
Look at this photo. It’s amazing. I’m amazing. My life is amazing. #Book1
This photo is perfect. I’m perfect. My life is perfect. #TheEnd
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