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A girl who looks like a model in her Facebook pics, but when you see her in real life, she looks like she fell into a sewer and forgot to shower.
Her profile pic is a sunrise and she’s wearing a crown. In real life, she’s wearing a shirt that says ‘I survived my mom’s cooking.’
She gets 50 likes for a selfie in front of a fountain. When I saw her at school, she was wearing the same shirt from middle school.
She posted a filtered photo of herself with 10 filters. When I walked by her, she looked like she had a raccoon in her hair.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A girl who gets likes for her ‘Artsy’ profile picture, but in reality, she’s just using a phone app and a fake background to hide how ugly she really is.
She posted a portrait of herself with a green screen and got 20 likes. When I saw her in person, she looked like she had a zit on her forehead and a sock on her head.
Her profile picture is a ‘professional photo’ with 15 filters. When I saw her at lunch, she was eating a sandwich and wearing a hat that said ‘I’m a loser.’
She changed her background to a beach and got 10 likes. When I saw her in the hallway, she was wearing a shirt that said ‘I hate math’ and her hair looked like a tornado hit it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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