facebook beatoff

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A savage contest where your Facebook friends pick a random person and force you to jerk off to their photos no matter who they are or what they look like.
My cousin sent me a link to his ex's dog. I had to jerk off to a dog. That dog looked at me like I was a meat bag.
My best friend picked my teacher. I had to watch her eat a taco and jerk off to that. I still have nightmares.
My mom sent me a link to her friend's cat. I jerked off to a cat. I'm not even a cat person.
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When you secretly watch your hot friends’ pictures and use them as your personal porn stash without them knowing.
I watched my crush’s pictures for two hours. I got a hard-on and didn’t even care about my math test.
My hot neighbor posted a selfie. I used it as my wallpaper and jerked off to it every night.
I watched my crush’s sister’s pictures and forgot to do my homework. I got a D.
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