Facebook Battleship

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When people play mind tricks on each other while sitting on their laptops, staring at Facebook like it’s the last pizza slice.

'You're not even talking to me anymore, are you?'

'I saw your ex post a photo of their dog and you didn't reply.'

'You blocked my cousin's mom's friend.'

A sneaky fight that happens on Facebook, like someone's secretly trying to make you lose your mind.

'Why did you like my ex's post? You're not even friends with them.'

'You said you were going to visit me, but now you're hanging out with my brother.'

'You're not even commenting on my photos anymore.'

A dirty little war that people fight on Facebook, like they're using it as a weapon.

'You changed your bio to say you're single.'

'You untagged me from your friend's post.'

'You friended my ex's sister.'

When people use Facebook like it's a battlefield, and they're all just trying to embarrass each other.

'You posted a photo of your dog and it's got more likes than my birthday post.'

'You're not even commenting on my status anymore.'

'You sent a message to my mom and didn't tell me.'

A stupid fight that happens on Facebook, like it's the only thing they have left to argue about.

'You liked my ex's post but didn't like mine.'

'You're not even following me on Instagram anymore.'

'You blocked my cousin's best friend.'

When people use Facebook to attack each other like it's a personal war and no one wins.

'You posted a photo of your vacation and it's got more likes than my whole life.'

'You sent a message to my brother and didn't tell me.'

'You're not even commenting on my posts anymore.'