Facebook Balls

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A coward who hides behind Facebook instead of talking to you face-to-face. They’ll talk your ear off online but run when you finally confront them.
I posted, 'I hate this movie,' and he replied, 'You’re the worst. You don’t even know how to watch a movie.'
She sent me a message saying, 'You’re so annoying,' but wouldn’t say it to my face.
He called me out on Facebook but ran when I walked up to him.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The rude, salty comments people post on Facebook that they’d never say to your face. It’s like they’re mad at the whole world.
He left a comment on my photo: 'This is the worst picture I've ever seen. You're ugly.'
She said, 'You're a failure at life. I hope you die.'
He posted, 'You’re the worst. I hate your face.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a guy won’t talk to you in real life but chases you on Facebook like it’s a dating app. He’ll message, comment, like, and poke you until your account crashes.
He messaged me 20 times a day but wouldn’t say hi in class.
He commented on every post I made but never talked to me in person.
He liked every picture I posted and poked me every 5 minutes.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you see someone online, click their name, and it says they’re offline. You’re left with blue balls because you thought you were going to chat.
I saw his name was online, clicked it, and it said he was offline. I was so mad.
She was online, I clicked her name, and she was gone. I was so confused.
He was online, I clicked him, and he vanished. I was left with blue balls.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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