Facebook Background Check

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When you hook up with someone online and you want to see if they're a total lunatic before you end up in a crazy relationship or a bad breakup. You check their Facebook to see what kind of trash they post, who they're friends with, and if they have pictures of their exes making out with their dogs.
I checked her Facebook and she has 10 pictures of her ex holding her dog and crying.
His Facebook is full of selfies with his gym buddy and a guy named 'Derek from 2013.'
She's friends with her ex, her ex's ex, and her ex's ex's ex.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You see someone online and you're like 'Is this person a fraud or a total idiot?' So you check their Facebook to see if they're lying about being rich, if they post selfies every hour, or if they're friends with someone who's been in jail.
He's friends with a guy who got 5 years for robbing a gas station.
She posted 20 selfies in one day and 14 of them were of her cat.
He changed his name to 'Sir Rich McMoneybags' and posted a picture of his dog wearing a crown.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You meet someone online and you're like 'Are they a psycho or just a total mess?' So you look them up on Facebook to see what kind of weird stuff they post, who they're friends with, and if they have pictures of them eating a whole pizza by themselves at 2 a. m.
She posted a video of herself eating a whole pizza at 2 a. m. and crying.
He's friends with 50 people named 'Lana' and one named 'Lana the Second.'
He has a picture of himself wearing a banana costume and a crown.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You're trying to decide if you want to date someone online and you're like 'Is this person a total loser or just a weirdo?' So you check their Facebook to see if they post random stuff, if they're friends with someone who's been in jail, or if they have 100 pictures of their cat.
She has 50 pictures of her cat and 1 of her ex.
He posted a video of himself crying in a gym and saying 'I can't do this anymore.'
He's friends with someone who got 3 years for stealing a pizza.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You're trying to find out if someone online is a total idiot or just a weird person. So you check their Facebook to see if they post nonsense, if they're friends with a bunch of losers, or if they have a picture of themselves wearing a chicken costume.
He posted a picture of himself wearing a chicken costume and a crown.
She's friends with 20 people named 'DJ' and one named 'DJ the Third.'
He has a picture of himself eating a whole cake and crying.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You're trying to figure out if someone online is a psycho or just a total mess. So you check their Facebook to see what kind of weird stuff they post, who they're friends with, and if they have a picture of themselves eating a whole pizza at 3 a. m.
She posted a video of herself eating a whole pizza at 3 a. m. and crying.
He's friends with 50 people named 'Lana' and one named 'Lana the Second.'
He has a picture of himself wearing a chicken costume and a crown.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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