facebook baby

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A fake relationship started just because two people message each other like they’re on a caffeine drip and hate their lives.

Hey, are we dating now or just pretending we’re dating?

Why are you texting me at 3 a. m.?

You’re the reason I have a Facebook baby.

A magical force that makes all babies look like angels, even if they’ve got the face of a screaming toddler who just ate a sock.

My baby looks like a monster, but Facebook says otherwise.

That baby is ugly. Facebook says it’s a saint.

The shield is strong, but the baby is louder.

Using babies in pictures like they’re the ultimate proof you’re not single, or if you are, you’re just too busy being distracted by babies.

I posted a baby photo. My ex is jealous.

Single? Please. I’ve got a baby to back me up.

That baby is my cock block. I love it.

When two people meet on Facebook and end up hooking up or dating, which eventually leads to a baby that everyone on Facebook will judge.

We met on Facebook. Now we’ve got a baby.

From DMs to dates to a Facebook baby.

Facebook started it. Now there’s a baby.

A baby born from two people who met on Facebook, and now the whole world knows about it because of Facebook.

That baby is from Facebook. I know it.

My friend’s baby is a Facebook baby. It’s weird.

They met on Facebook. Now they have a baby. It’s a mess.