Facebook Attention Whore

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A Facebook Attention Whore is a human garbage disposal that posts sad, angry, or self-pitying stuff just to get people to comment on their misery. They only care if their fellow trash comments on their trash.

Why does no one love me? I cried for 3 hours today. #ForeverAlone

My ex got a new dog. I got a new therapist. #Winning

I posted 7 statuses today. Only 2 people commented. They’re both my cousins.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Attention Whore is someone who thinks their whole life is a drama series. They post every little heartbreak like it’s the end of the world and only their friends who also have drama series watch them.

My coffee got cold. It’s a metaphor for my life. #DramaAlert

My crush ignored me. I’m going to die. #EndOfTheWorld

My cat looked at me. I posted about it. #DramaIsLife

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Attention Whore is someone who posts so much crap on Facebook that they might as well be a robot. They just want people to comment, even if it's just 'lol' or 'ur cute'.

I failed my test. I’m going to fail my life. #FutureIsDead

My mom said I’m annoying. She’s probably lying. #MomHatesMe

I’m going to post 10 more statuses today. You better comment on all of them.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Attention Whore is a human who posts every single emotion like it’s a holiday. They think their feelings are important, but only other people who also think their feelings are important care.

I’m sad. It’s a Tuesday. #EmotionDay

I’m happy. I ate a sandwich. #SandwichJoy

I’m confused. My life has no plan. #ConfusionAlert

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Attention Whore is someone who thinks their life is a soap opera. They post all their problems like they’re the main character and only their friends who also think their life is a soap opera watch them.

My crush likes my crush. I don’t like my crush. #Drama

I cried in the bathroom. I’m going to cry in the ocean. #DramaDiva

My friend is my enemy. My enemy is my friend. #DramaDrama

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook Attention Whore is someone who posts so much that Facebook might give them a warning. They just want people to comment, even if it's just 'ur weird' or 'i agree'.

I’m tired. I’m tired of being tired. #TiredDrama

I’m mad. I’m mad at my life. #LifeIsRidiculous

I’m posting this because I’m bored. You’re boring me. #BoredDrama

by Slangipedia 13d ago