Facebook Attention Question

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A stupid question someone posts on Facebook like they're trying to get free info instead of just using Google and saving their brain cells for something real.

'What's the capital of France?' (google it, dummy)

'Who won the World Cup in 2018?' (seriously?)

'What does the word 'onomatopoeia' mean?' (why not just look it up?)

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A question you put on Facebook like you're too good to type it into Google, even though Google would give you the answer before your mom finishes her coffee.

'What time is it in Tokyo?' (just check your phone, you idiot)

'What's 2+2?' (are you high?)

'What's the speed of light?' (why not just ask Google?)

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A question someone posts on Facebook like they're trying to trick you into replying instead of just using Google and pretending you're smart.

'What's the meaning of life?' (just ask Google, you clown)

'How do you make a cake?' (you're asking this on Facebook?)

'What's the population of China?' (why not just look it up?)

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A question someone puts up on Facebook like they're too lazy to type it in Google, even though Google would answer it before you finish your first sip of coffee.

'What's the formula for water?' (just ask Google, you numbskull)

'How many sides does a hexagon have?' (you're asking this on Facebook?)

'What's the opposite of 'yes'?' (it's 'no', you idiot)

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A question someone posts on Facebook like they're trying to waste your time instead of just using Google and being a little bit smart.

'What's the square root of 16?' (it's 4, you dummy)

'What's the capital of Canada?' (just Google it)

'Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?' (why not ask Google?)

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A question you post on Facebook like you're trying to make people reply instead of just typing it into Google and getting the answer before your dog finishes eating.

'What's the fastest land animal?' (it's the cheetah, you clown)

'What's the biggest ocean?' (it's the Pacific, you dummy)

'What's the name of the first president?' (it's Washington, you idiot)

by Slangipedia 13d ago