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When clueless kids think they know everything about someone just because they peek at their Facebook. Like thinking a guy wants to date a girl because they chat on wall posts. It's stupid and makes everyone look like idiots.
"He messaged me! He must like me!", said by a girl who got 3 likes on a post.
"They commented on each other's photos! They’re dating!", said by a kid who didn’t know what a comment was.
"They liked each other’s posts! They’re in love!", said by a kid who only knows 3 words.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A dumb mistake where kids believe everything they see on Facebook. Like thinking someone is cheating because they tagged a new person in a photo. It’s just a bunch of nonsense that makes everyone look stupid.
"She tagged a guy in her photo! She’s cheating!", said by a kid who can’t tell the difference between a tag and a friend request.
"He liked her post! He’s in love!", said by a kid who thought liking a post was the same as liking a person.
"They posted about going to the same party! They’re dating!", said by a kid who thought partying was the same as dating.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When kids think they’re detective pros just because they check someone’s Facebook. Like thinking a guy is into a girl because they’ve been commenting on each other’s posts. It’s just stupid gossip that makes everyone look like fools.
"They commented on each other’s posts! They’re dating!", said by a kid who didn’t know how to type.
"He posted about her! He must be in love!", said by a kid who thought posting was the same as talking.
"They both liked the same song! They’re a couple!", said by a kid who thought liking a song was the same as liking a person.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A dumb mistake kids make by thinking they know everything about someone just by looking at their Facebook. Like thinking someone is in love because they like each other’s posts. It’s just stupid and makes everyone look like a mess.
"They liked each other’s posts! They’re dating!", said by a kid who thought liking a post was the same as liking a person.
"He posted about her! He’s in love!", said by a kid who thought posting was the same as talking.
"They both posted about the same party! They’re a couple!", said by a kid who thought partying was the same as dating.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When lazy kids think they're smart by checking someone’s Facebook. Like thinking a guy is into a girl just because they comment on each other’s posts. It’s just nonsense and makes everyone look like fools.
"They commented on each other’s posts! They’re dating!", said by a kid who didn’t know what a comment was.
"He posted about her! He’s in love!", said by a kid who thought posting was the same as talking.
"They both liked the same song! They’re a couple!", said by a kid who thought liking a song was the same as liking a person.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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