Facebook Archaeology

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When you go on a social media dig and unearth old posts just to annoy someone by bringing up their old, embarrassing, or stupid stuff.
Liking a 2018 post about how 'avocados are the future' when the person is now 30 and works at a gas station.
Commenting on a 2015 status that says 'I’m gonna be rich by next year' while they’re still broke.
Tagging someone in a 2013 photo of them wearing a hat that looks like a toilet seat.
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Bringing back posts from the Stone Age of Facebook just to make people feel like they’re being roasted by their old self.
Commenting on a 2012 post that says 'I’m going to be a rockstar' while they’re now a barista.
Liking a 2016 post that says 'I hate my job' while they’re still hating it.
Tagging someone in a 2010 photo where they look like they just ate a whole pizza and cried.
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Digging up old Facebook stuff just to make people look like fools by dragging up their past mistakes or weird choices.
Liking a 2017 post about how 'I’m gonna start a band' while they’re now a janitor.
Commenting on a 2014 status that says 'I’m going to be famous' while they’re still unknown.
Tagging someone in a 2011 photo that shows them wearing socks with sandals and a frown.
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A social media crime where you resurrect old posts just to ruin someone’s day with stuff they forgot they ever posted.
Liking a 2013 post that says 'I’m going to be a billionaire' while they’re still broke.
Commenting on a 2016 post that says 'I hate my life' while they’re still hating it.
Tagging someone in a 2012 photo that shows them wearing a shirt that says 'I love cats' and they hate cats now.
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When you go on a Facebook time-travel mission just to make people look stupid by bringing up stuff they posted before they knew what they were doing.
Liking a 2015 post that says 'I’m going to be a famous singer' while they’re now a barista.
Commenting on a 2017 status that says 'I’m going to be rich' while they’re still broke.
Tagging someone in a 2014 photo where they look like they just got dumped.
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A social media curse where you bring back old posts just to haunt people with their past stupidity or weirdness.
Liking a 2012 post that says 'I’m gonna be a rockstar' while they’re now a cashier.
Commenting on a 2016 post that says 'I hate my life' while they’re still hating it.
Tagging someone in a 2011 photo that shows them wearing a hat that looks like a cat.
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