Facebook appsaphobia

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When you’re so scared of clicking on apps that you’d rather get a face full of glitter than risk your computer getting a virus.
I’d rather eat a whole pizza than accept that Facebook app.
If I have to install another app, I’ll scream in the middle of class.
I saw a virus once. It was like a monster. I ran away.
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A fear so strong that you’d rather fight a dragon than download an app from Facebook.
I’d battle a dragon before I let that app touch my laptop.
I saw a dragon once. It was scary. This app is scarier.
I’d rather get burned than click accept.
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The hate for apps is so real that you swear your computer will die if you accept one.
My computer is like my pet. I can’t let it die.
If I accept that app, my computer will cry.
I’ve already buried three computers. Don’t make me bury another.
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You’re so scared of apps that you’d rather get yelled at by your mom than risk your computer getting a virus.
Mom’s yelling is nothing compared to a virus.
I’d take a time-out before I let that app in.
I’ve been yelled at before. I don’t want to be yelled at again.
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A fear so deep that you’d rather be stuck in a locker for a week than install a Facebook app.
I’ve been stuck in a locker before. It wasn’t fun.
I’d rather be stuck with a friend than stuck with a virus.
A week in a locker? That’s a deal I can’t refuse.
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You’re so scared of apps that you’d rather eat a whole cake than let one take over your computer.
I can eat a cake. I can’t let an app take over my life.
I’ve eaten cake before. I’ve never had a virus.
If I eat cake, I won’t have to deal with apps.
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