Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When you kick out half your Facebook friends like they’re trash and think you’re a prophet

I deleted 200 people because they didn’t like my cat photo

My ex was in my friends list and I had to rip him out

I felt like God was watching me delete all those boring people

2

You erase most of your friends on Facebook like they owe you money and think you’re holy

I deleted my friends because they didn’t reply to my messages

I erased 100 people who didn’t like my new haircut

I felt holy after deleting my old crush

3

You randomly kick out your Facebook friends like they’re your enemies and think you’re blessed

I deleted 50 people because they didn’t like my meme

I felt blessed after deleting my math teacher

My friends list looked like a war zone after I deleted everyone

4

You delete your Facebook friends like they’re your worst nightmare and think you’re a god

I deleted my friends because they made me cry

I felt like a god after deleting my old bully

I deleted 150 people because they didn’t like my pizza photo

5

You rip out your Facebook friends like they’re your exes and feel like a king

I deleted my ex and 100 other people

I felt like a king after deleting my drama squad

I kicked out my friends because they didn’t like my new job

6

You purge your Facebook friends like they’re your enemies and think you’re a legend

I deleted 200 people because they didn’t like my new haircut

I felt like a legend after deleting my old crush

I purged my friends list because they didn’t reply to my messages